Under Fire in Playing with Snow

With a curtsey to Keith Bennett (in Melbourne I think?) for presenting this TALE:

It’s been snowing all night.  So  8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15  So, I made a snow woman

8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead

8:22 The transgender ma..wom…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot noses, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white…..

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman must wear a burqa

8:40 Three Police cars arrive saying someone has been offended

8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicts women in a domestic role

8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with prosecution

8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up.  I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

I reply, “Snowballs” and am called a sexist.

9:00 I’m on the News as a suspected terrorist, pervert, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices… my children are taken away by social services

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the Street demanding for me to be beheaded

Moral: There is no moral to this story.  It’s just the world in which we live today!





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One response to “Under Fire in Playing with Snow

  1. Janaka Perera

    This is a hilarious satire

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