An Observer in a Black Sea Town
The world’s latest Christmas anthem has arrived. This Christmas tune is a bona fide global sensation, having taken the world by storm. This timeless classic is forever etched into the soundtrack of Christmas and has become an indelible part of Christmas folklore.
And what is this song?
It is called It’s all because of Christmas.
The song’s subject is the inescapable presence of misfortune in our lives, and that whatever bad event happens be it THIS or THAT, it is due to PUTIN. The idea of the song is that whatever tragic event happens in your life – a fly in your soup, a tiff with the wife, trip over dog’s bone. or fall out of your rocking chair inebriated, rest assured, the wonder of it all is because of Putin’s great work!
The addition of sleigh bells in the music gives a nice touch.
Whatever one thinks of Russians, they sure have a healthy sense of humour. Here are the words to this exceptional Christmas song,… crafted by Russia Today.
Migrants settled by your Christmas tree?
It’s all because of Putin, see!
Power bills too high to pay?
It’s all because of Putin, hey!
Festive meal price feels like a scam?
It’s all because of Putin, damn!
Your taxes fund the war instead?
It’s all because what Putin said!
Bureaucrats are on your back?
It’s all because of Putin – wack!
Santa robbed your kids this year?
It’s all because of Putin, dear!
No new hope for the year ahead?
It’s all because the Putin dread!
It’s all because of Putin
It’s all because of Putin
It’s all because of Putin
It’s all because of Putin
Putin resembles Hitler, trying to create another World War.