Prince Charles at his Best at the Glasgow Summit
At Glasgow, the Duchess Camilla
Said, Biden’s a jolly good fella.
But his tasteless solution
For Mankind’s pollution
Was too lengthy and loud and a smeller.
This composition was stimulated by a Momentous Moment at the Gathering of Celebrities in Glasgow: President Joe Biden let out a long loud fart while speaking with the Duchess of Cornwall during a reception at the COP 26 summit — so outstanding and upstanding that
Camilla Parker-Bowles “hasn’t stopped talking about” the 78-year-old’s “ long fart. “The pair were making small talk at the climate talks in Scotland last week when the President broke wind,according to an “informed source”.
“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore.” the source told British media. Hours earlier,Mr Biden appeared to nod off during opening remarks at the climate change conference and had to be nudged awake by an aide. That is of course earth-shattering stuf. (the news, I mean,and not the flatulence). But hark,there is more to come. There is some evidence that the late HRH Philip’s renowned wit has somehow rubbed off onto the humdrum Heir-to-the -Throne. My informant has leaked HRH Prince Charles’ composition to record the event for posterity. It appears to be a decent limerick: ………………..
……………. ONE worth repeating
At Glasgow, the Duchess Camilla
Said, Biden’s a jolly good fella.
But his tasteless solution
For Mankind’s pollution
Was too lengthy and loud and a smeller.
.… an Item introduced by one COLIN FERNANDO in Adelaide … but one that is not a Colin-Concoction: see https://nypost.com/2021/11/07/camilla-parker-bowles-keeps-talking-about-biden-fart-at-cop26/
Britain’s Prince Charles, left, greets President of the United States Joe Biden ahead of their bilateral meeting during the Cop26 summit at the Scottish Event Campus (SEC) in Glasgow, Scotland, Tuesday, Nov. 2, 2021. (Jane Barlow/Pool Photo via AP)
