Beer Temperature: Australia invents the Simplest Gauge

 How to tell the Correct Temperature of Beer…… For the true and discriminating aficionado, a glass of the finest beer should only be partaken if it is the correct temperature.   The subtle nuance of the melded grains…the fragile and fleeting taste of the brewers’ art…can only be truly appreciated if that golden elixir is properly chilled.

No, its not the Beer Fridge … 

No, its not the Home Esky= 

To this end, advanced studies candidates in the Graduate Engineering Department of the Australian University in Canberra has developed an easy to use, fully portable Beer Temperature Testerwhich very accurately determines whether the beverage is acceptably chilled or not.

To test the beer, simply insert the tester probes into the glasses as shown below:

After the tester has been immersed for a period of ……Not less than fifteen seconds, remove probes and observe.

The beer on the left is the correct temperature. What a great probe, and a scientific marvel !!

But either way it is nip n tuck’.


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