Hot Press: Histrionic Claims …. A Normal Phenomenon

Observer in a Black Sea Town  … with highlighting imposed by The Editor Thuppahi

News just in:
US Secretary of State Marco Rubio says he will be President of Cuba within two months.
UK Defence Minister the Rt Hon. John Healey says he has a plan to kidnap Vladimir Putin.
Denmark declares it will defend Greenland from a US take-over using bows and arrows from the armoury of Danish King Sweyn I Forkbeard who conquered all of England in 1014.

Western media claim the Iranian leaders are about to flee Tehran bound for Moscow.  This is Western propaganda – a psychological warfare operation, but it is false. The Iranian government remains in control and are currently arresting Western trained agitators who created untold chaos across the country to topple the government. Many were trained by the CIA and MI6 in Albania.
Trump predicts the Iranian government will fall by Valentine’s Day.
The US government claims legitimacy in its takeover of Greenland, claiming that China and Russia are ‘yearning’ for Greenland.  This is entirely false. It is the US that yearns for Greenland.
Russia and China have not suffered unrequited love from Greenland.
Putin’s kitchen is safe. His fridge is well-stocked with Beluga caviar and vodka. 
Just a normal crazy day in 2026 !!
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